Queen Elizabeth II is currently searching for a new housekeeper (palacekeeper?) and the position comes with the option to live in Buckingham Palace, as well as a few other obscene perks no doubt.
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Queen Elizabeth II divides her time between here, Windsor Castle and, in summer, Balmoral Castle in Scotland. If she’s in residence, the square yellow, red and blue Royal Standard is flown; if not, it's the Union Jack. The 19 decadent State Rooms are open to visitors when Her Maj is on holiday from mid-July to September.
The Royal Household website describes the role as 'delivering extraordinary service in incredible surroundings', and outlines that the job will also involve 'travelling to other Royal residences'.
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Previous housekeeping experience is a plus, but not required as the position offers the employee the chance to 'grow their skills'.
With applications accepted until 15 September and interviews taking place on 2nd October, there's still time to update your CV and get practising your curtsy or bow!