You can find out more about the Jenny’s progress around the USA, and this history of this beautiful plane at www.friendsofjenny.org.
Alas, it appears to me that when airports are designed, architects have a short list of priorities: accommodate planes that need huge parking places, leave space for shopping, toss in a useless design element to impress fellow architects, and perhaps sprinkle in questionable art exhibits. Other considerations, duly listed below, are apparently an afterthought, with certain unnamed airports covering nearly the entire Fail Bingo Card.
Difficult or expensive to access
The enormous space requirements sometimes mean airports need to be built way outside the city. We can't fault them for that. However, in these cases the onus is on the airport to arrange for easy and affordable access for passengers, not punish them with a convoluted 1.5 hour journey that costs US$25, with a shamelessly profiteering 40-minute US$50 'express' service. If you've made simply getting to your airport more arduous and expensive than just taking a bus to any destination within 500 miles, you've screwed up.
Multiple layers of security
Not knowing that one has to endure two (or more) security lines, particularly for layovers, has caused roughly 27,697,173 people to miss their flights in the past decade, according to data I just made up. But seriously, redundant security, often slow and poorly staffed, may be the biggest airport shortcoming and totally avoidable crisis creator in commercial aviation. Furthermore, that security checkpoint just before the gate preventing people from bringing the overpriced food and drinks they purchased in the terminal on board is a total jerk-move.
Not enough power outlets
Even airports that consider themselves major hubs are guilty of this one. Furthermore, if one's airport is prone to frequent delays and cancelled flights [cough-Newark-cough], there really should be, like, a wall of outlets. On every wall. Any airport that wants to be taken seriously should accommodate the fact that modern travellers carry two, three or more electronic devices on every trip and these things need to be fed.
No food or drink vendors after security
This is a huge burn on the people that followed the rules and got to the airport two hours early. Never mind that all manner of eating/drinking needs can arise in two hours, but if the plane is delayed even a little, all of a sudden passengers are not only stressed out, but they're hungry! Why more riots don't happen because of this, I don't know.
Terrible and expensive food options and/or no food sold at night
That anyone thinks people will spend $8 for a crappy, stale sandwich in any situation barring an emergency still leaves me mildly amazed. With that option and the usual selection of grease-soaked fast food, it's no wonder people have started packing small picnics into their carry-on bags. Furthermore, a small bottle of water should not cost US$3, San Francisco airport! Also, the administrators of 24-hour airports that don't sell any food at night should be tied up and shipped to The Hague for violating the Geneva Convention.
Not enough seats
All it takes is one or two small departure delays in some airports and suddenly there's a sea of irritable people sitting on the floor. This kind of debacle shouldn't be as common as it is.
Taking a 10-minute shuttle bus from the gate to the plane
Clearly, there's been an extravagant logistics failure when this occurs.
Inescapable CNN, at nightclub volume
This is more personal injustice than airport failing, but it belongs here all the same.
Other dishonourable mentions
Let's see... passenger pick-up/drop-off fees, lack of natural light, lack of staff in general, and every bathroom for 200 meters being closed for cleaning simultaneously.
The airport wishlist
So what facets would make an amazing airport? Well, I've done some feasibility research and I've come up with what I believe are some reasonable suggestions.
- Free wifi, turbo speed.
- Water fountains, coffee and ice machines every 50 feet.
- Showers that aren't outrageously priced.
- Dedicated napping areas.
- A local history and cultural centre, with food court, so people with long layovers can get a taste of the destination even though they never left the airport.
- Responsive TSA, meaning when lines get long more stations open up immediately.
- Free taco and ice cream buffet.
- Always Happy Hour.
- Sun deck.
- A 15-minute shoulder massage and a cupcake for every two hours your departure is delayed.
- Instead of moving walkways, slides.
- Farmer's market.
- Petting zoo with balloon animal sculptor.
- No construction, ever.
- Personal GPS devices for every passenger, that show exactly where everything is and step-by-step directions on how to get there quickest.
- Do away with the planes all together and instal a human pneumatic tube system.
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