Lonely Planet™ · Thorn Tree Forum · 2020

Vegetarians

Interest forums / Get Stuffed

Healthy diet has monetary rewards too......

I just ate a VERY nice porterhouse steak.

hth

got to die somehow anyway so may as well enjoy your life while you have it.

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6% discount - great!
Or is it just another trick to attract new customers? Never trust insurance companies when they're telling you they do it for YOU. They are there to make money.

How can they tell someone is a vegetarian? Are they going to spy on you while you're cooking or food shopping?

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I'll bet brocklee shares in it.

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^has

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"Life Insurance" do people with half a brain think there is such a thing?

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Losing your typing skills................first signs of unhealth #1......??

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"Life Insurance" do people with half a brain think there is such a thing?"

Exactly - should be called 'death guarantee'

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'Vegetarians don't live longer, it just feels like they do'.

and who said that? Billy Connolly. And what is he?

SCOTTISH

I'm surprised Tonya didn't tell ya

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:)))

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This is Heaven

This 85-year-old Scottish couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "ooohed and aaahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.

"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Next they went out back to see the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.

The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"

Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.

"How much to eat?" asked the old man.

"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied.

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man asked timidly. "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."

The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins. I could have been here ten years ago!

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