poetry in spam

I probably shouldn't accord any attention to people trying to steal your money, but I got some pretty cool spam these past days I must say:

Title: -Trouble-
"She met with that playful manner often employed by lively chatty people, and consisting in the assumption that between the person they so address and themselves there are some semi private, long established jokes and amusing reminiscences, though no such reminiscences really exist just as none existed in this case.

(then a link not to touch)

Beyond this a number died on the retreat, while many hundreds were wounded.

At one period it had seemed that even nature had fought against the south american cause.
"
Another one: -title: Death-
"Everybody laughed, and hippolyte louder than anyone.
(link)
The dutch eventually were destined to become by far the most formidable of these.

From that day onwards the chilian navy maintained its status, and continues to rank as one of the most efficient in the world. "

Title: -Hidrofobia-
"In the first place he was sorry that natasha, for whom he cared more than for anyone else in the family, should be lost to the home.
(link)

Thus brazil, argentina, and uruguay were now leagued together against the armies of the despot lopez.

Discord was now arising on every side.
"

I googled the literary passages and they seem to be from the English translation of war and peace... lol. the military stuff must be from a manual about the history of south america...

Have you got any cool spam lately?

I get no spam at all these days, not even for viagra (says I tempting fate) but some of it, in days gone by, should certainly have won an award for creativity.