I've only just worked out "voots"!
I was rhyming it with "boots" and it made no sense except in a Slim Gaillard way.
I have a childish chuckle at my Norwegian and Dutch colleagues with "ch" words.
Like "are you mixing any shemicals down there?"
and "They just want everything sheep! Sheep sheep sheep!"
Added to this my Dutch colleague mixes up the phrase cheapskate with scapegoat and comes up with a hybrid animal

