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"Dammit I'm Mad"

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.

Demetri Martin. Source

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Very well done.

Even better than the lyrics to this although Weird Al gets extra points for the note-perfect parody.

I think it's bjd tto whom I must tip my hat for that link, but if it was someone else let me know and I will see to it that you bask in an appropriate amount of glory.

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Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.. might be an appropriate expression for this palindromatic episode of ingenuity, so long as the musical arrangement of this, such as anyone may try for it to be, is also of the crab canon variety.

Edited by: Robert Trebor

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Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness; I diet on cod.

VinnyD, that link was brilliant. I laughed out loud, indeed; so much so that I woke my wife, who is now cross with me. For the younglings among you, the original is here.

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It wasn't me, but it's very funny.

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#1 it was babygiraffe in the Allah thread

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Oh, thanks, igor.

Tip o' the keyboard to babygiraffe for the Weird Al link.

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