I did set off reading the Pinter on the assumption that you'd made it up yourself. But then I remembered how difficult it is to write a good parody of Pinter when he does it so well himself.
Although "The kettle wants boiling" is rather local usage, "He's wants a good spanking" and "He's asking for good spanking" or even just "He's asking for it" are of much wider usage. There is a difference: in the spanking cases there is a sense that one thing will inevitably lead to another, which is therefore a subconscious request, whereas kettles never make any kind of request subconscious or otherwise.

