Start at the bar on the left hand side of the road as you enter town across from the beach. Have a cold one if you can stand the blaring music. Proceed down the roadway to Carpita...a little bar on the left hand side facing the bay. It's closed now but is due to open soon. A little farther down is another bar that locals frequent,La Enramada. also on the left hand side. It has a roof but open front. Go down a little farther and on the left hand side past the fishing boats is another little joint on the water. Continue on to the corner of the plaza, turn left under an archway, and there is a waterfront bar that has been recently built.(Club Nautica) Good view of the bay.
Exit the archway, walk across the square to El Faro restaurant/bar, sit outside on the patio on the ocean. Walk outside, turn left and go to La Concha(the fort) and suck back another one. It's a favourite afternoon drinking spot for Cuban men. Stumble outside, walk up the main drag (Calle Independencia) and stop at Rapido next to Pan American store and sit down for a beer and loud t.v. Head east on Independencia, turn right at the Church Square and stop at Il Siglo on the right hand side. Head north to the first street, turn left and sidle up to the bar at Hotel Arsenito. Another pit stop. Come out, head back to Independenica, have another Crystal at Club Osio on the corner. It's a games place and you can play a game of pool. Head up the street and on the left hand side are two other little bar/restaurants. When you get to the first street J. Peralta. turn left, grab a beer at Hotel Ordono and walk up three flights of stairs (if you're still walking) for a great roof top view. (remember to use the john on the main floor as there's no bathroom up top). Fall down the stairs, continue east on Independenica and when you come to the Cultural square turn right on Calixto Garcia and have another one at the new one story hotel's bar, (Plaza Colon) La Loja.
Walk all the way up Independencia , turn right at Calle Lenin and go to El Mirador, another outdoor drinking spot with a killer view. if you're still up to it, head out of town past the swimming pool. Turn left at the last three story apartment building and as for la Cueva ...another bar/restaurant frequented by locals.
On the way back, look for a road to your right at the end of which is another little bar.
Go home, fall asleep, wake up el saco