My Australian son was living in a small Pennsylvania town not normally frequented by tourists, when he dropped into a small shop to buy some milk on his way home from work. The customer in front of him was an Australian tourist, having trouble working out the coins for change. The little old lady owner of the shop was all excited, twittering on about actually having a real, live Australian in her shop, how she had never met an Australian, etc.
"What did she say when she found out you were Australian too?" I asked. "Wasn't game to say anything", he replied. "I thought she might have had a heart attack if she found out there were two of us there."
