A little humour (vaguely travel related!)

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body... you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me nearly crazy while you drained me.
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Finally, I drifted off to sleep.
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Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.
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My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you.
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Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you...
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F###ing mosquito!

Hehehe!
You forgot to mention the incessant humming in the ears.

Haha - but pleaase bear in mind that it's only the females that behave like this - the wanton hussiies! :>))

a nice one :)

LOL!!