#10 On the bus you may meet Mizrachi Jews, Jews by choice, robe on Friday night Jews, Lib-Dem Jews, Likud Jews, Labour Jews, Meimad Jews, Ten Lost Tribes Jews, cardiac Jews, Irish Jews, Black Jews, White Jews, Rav Nachman Jews, Rav Shlomo Jews, Neturei Karta Jews, Hasidim, Telz, Stamford Hill & Ner Yisrael Jews, Chofetz Chaim Jews, Zaftig Jews, skinny Jews, Croydon Jews, Loke Jews, Golders Green Jews, celebrity Jews, obscure Jews, DYKWIA Jews, Generation X,Y & Z Jews,
To NCSY Jews, Solomon Schechter Jews, Chinuch Atzmai Jews, Fackenheim Jews, Yitzi Greenberg Jews, Kahane Jews, Feminist Jews, Chauvinist Jews, egalitarian Jews, traditional Jews, Kaddish-zogger Jews, gay and lesbian Jews, political Jews, intellectual Jews, ignorant Jews, tomato Jews & orange Jews, Shinui Jews, Shas Jews, British Jews, Israeli Jews, American Jews, Persian Jews, Russian Jews, Galitzianers, Litvaks, Polacks, Birthright Jews, single Jews, married Jews, wish I was married Jews,
To Greener Jews, Redder Jews, Scandinavian Jews, South of the Border Jews, Berwik Jews, Berwick Market Jews, Italian Jews, Bald Jews, Hairy Jews, Canadian Jews, Latino Jews, Ladino Jews, Jews in kapotas, Jews in T-shirts, Jews in sandals, Jews in gym shoes, Jews in cowboy boots, Hungarian Jews, Czech Jews, Jews on the Hungarian-Czech border Jews, Ashkenazim, Sephardim, Yemenite Jews, Afrikaner Jews, Romanian Jews, Zionists, non-Zionists, anti-Zionists, post-Zionists, Jews with an accent, Jews who speak perfect Midwestern English Hebrew, Native American Jews, Anglo-Saxon Jews, French Jews, German Jews, gay Jews and sad Jews,
To Greek Jews, Indian Jews, Chinese Jews, Jews who like David Levy Jews, Lubavitch Jews, Wannabee Jews, Conspiracy Theory Jews, Japanese Jews, Shayna Punim Jews, Meesekite Jews, Closet Jews, Shnorrers, Baalei Tzedaka, Tzadikim, Baynonim, Rashaim, Chacham-Tam-Ayno Yodea Jews, Chevramen and Forbisseners, kvetching Jews, Guta Neshama Jews, Vizhnitzer, Ger, Gerer, Chabadnik, Kohenim, Levi'im, Yisraelim, Machers, Mavens, & bog-standard Jews, EVERY KIND of Jew in this vast Universe:
With thanks to anonymous author.