Good to read from ye again, Niner.
789: Niner ate Strauss?!...
Ye might be on a roll - a toilet roll - but methinks yer plumbing the depths, Mr Dawg.
(And I have misgivings about YC too, Strauus.)
Niner: Hey, Tony
Tony: Neigh, Niner - never eat it
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philistine55
thank you niner .... your acknowledgenment of one of my prime time old fart jokes is greatly appreciated .... you are clearly a man(?) of discenment and taste ... and much sought after it would seem
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tony0001
Not even my poetry is as bad as the Vogons', Nutrax! (Still, it is not unknown for me to contribute to H2G2.)
A collage, sweet Nutrax - I'd write more but I fear your appetite may sicken.
It was a bright, cold day in April
April is the cruellest month
But some thought it a queer, sultry summer
It was the worst of times
So said Sylvia to Miller
Arthur not Henry, one hears
We have only what we remember
Said Ted
Only last week I sent BBC Radio 4's Poetry Please (this is a radio programme about horse racing) a poem about how intelligent I was after they asked for Haikus from listeners.
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