My boyfriend ate a frozen pizza. Frozen. It was pepperoni, I think.
Jess- I've heard about people doing that & I've contemplated it before but I wasn't that desperate, I guess... I've heard a lot of stories about stoned young Japanese rockers who eat pet tuna as it is much cheaper than 'human' tuna'.

Jelly Bellys dipped in crunchy peanut butter served the purpose well sometimes, but nothing beat homemade chocolate chip cookies with nuts to really satisfy the munchies until the pizza arrived. Almost all of the above would have worked. Can't imagine ruining a good bowl of ice cream with diced Mars or Snickers by adding fries and blending it. That had to come from a mind altered by something else.