Vinny: ye still dinnae get it.
'Smallturnip'.....................................I often wonder where that name came from.
Wasn't it something from the man with "a cunning plan"?

My vegetable garden is so small that it's hardly worthy of the name. But then I don't know how big Grecian's was either. And in any case, as I said I don't remember Grecian ever posting anything about food, including his vegetable garden, unless you count (e.g.) telling people who said they like Ethiopian food that they were pretentious to55ers as posting about food.