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Dawg - ye should've just launched yer vocabulary at him - he'd have effed off fast.

P.S. That's meant tae be sort of complimentary; like the wine.

Well look who's crawled out of the primordial slime @#7. It's the ever illuminating, ambidextrous, William. How's it hangin' old boy? You out on day release with privileges? You should pop in more often as your idiocy is well missed around these parts. Don't be shy now.<blockquote>Quote
<hr>I also imagine the blue cheese reminds you of your legs. <hr></blockquote> No, considering the amount of scrumpy you consume the first thing I thought of when I looked at the cheese was your honker, Bonker.

DD - I'm guessing you were aware of the freebie attached to the spiel otherwise he wouldn't have got a foot in the door.

What can I say, Sugoi? I'm a sucker for geeks bearing gifts. You suffer in silence and nod in the appropriate places hoping you've made a good show of it. It's the least I could do.