@lolasf how are you even still alive now lol eatin butter whole sticks at a time

I think you're right, sashac. But I get impatient with people who think that consuming a pound or two extra of butter over a couple of years of childhood is inevitably going to kill you. It's part of the "heart attack on a plate" or "I can feel my arteries hardening just reading the recipe" mentality that I just have no patience with.

People who say "I can feel my arteries hardening just reading the recipe" are joking; they don't expect the listeners to believe that they could feel their arteries hardening just reading the recipe.
But I think it's a joke that's evidence of an attitude towards food that I find annoying. Food is to be enjoyed. If it's food, then it isn't poison, and any food, including sticks of butter, can be part of a perfectly healthy diet.