cut off the bottom inch of asparagus and put it in a Tupperware dish and show it in the microwave.
Try snapping the bottom off. Bend the stalk and it will naturally break where the tough part meets the tender part. If you don't want to cook the whole bunch, treat the rest like flowers. Cut off about a half inch off the bottom & stand them up in a glass, jar, or even vase of water. Put a piece of paper towel gently on the top, cover the whole thing with a baggie & refrigerate. It will keep as long as a week that way, although you might need to replace the water.
The paper towel keeps water from condensing on the tips and turning them slimy. (I only recently learned that trick.)
My go to dish is sautéed chicken breasts with a pan sauce, served with a green salad, whatever vegetable I have on hand (fresh or frozen), and rice.
Another, even faster, is frozen ravioli with a quickly made tomato sauce. Or, if I've been ambitious of late, with homemade sauce pulled out to f the freezer. Green salad & sourdough French bread.