Bacon

You really must learn tae provide links (as distinct from the URL), Ms Rash.

I really must learn to use a PC, it drives me scatty.

"I really must learn to use a PC, it drives me scatty"

"Pikey" and "Scatty",.... which get's the most blame in your non PC World?

I note just how enjoyable some find the quirks of PCs.

However, Ms Rash, we shall be in Clitheroe from 13-21 August, inclusive - arbon is welcome to bring you, if you are are civil - and I have no reason tae believe ye will be otherwise.

Or pick yer own chaperone... :)

I have a bacon pun! I have a bacon pun!
Its not Lancashirians, Tony, its Lancastrians.
I thought you worked for the BBC? I think you may be telling porkies.

Congratulations on the bacon porkies pun, ACDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (if I may use yer full title).

I did originally type Lancastrians and then looked it up before posting - after which I changed it, having formed the opinion that this referred solely to people from the city of Lancaster whereas I wanted to include people from the county of Lancashire, especially to include the town of Clitheroe.

Perhaps Ms Rash would be good enough to enlighten us.

Lancastrians or Lancashire folk and even though the boundary reform removed Liverpudlians Mancunians and the Northern parts of the lake district they are and always will be Lancastrians.

Noted with thanks, Ms Rash - with apologies for delay.