here I go Ireland

[www.google.com] is your best friend.

(Seriously, you don't expect us to write a guidebook plus overview of history, politics, economy, culture, language and all that here, do you?)

The web has a wealth of information and so does this board, but if you are too much of an eejit to realise that then there is no hope for you.

I dont know where you're from but if you understand the Queens English you wont have the foggiest what they're saying over there.

You might get a flavour of our imaginative use of language here:

Dublin sayings and customs

#3: on the contrary; most Europeans understand us better than many English people since we're better than saying consonants that you lot!

This site also has a lot on culture, etc:

Irish Culture and Customs

Forums are also useful places for specific queries and information:

Dublin forums

There is much more out there!

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Edited by: beefyboy

All about Ireland

Ireland is a country 45km off the west coast of France. Physically the country was created 40 million years ago from a huge volcanic explosion from Mt. Etna on the English/Welsh border either that or when someone Germanyland sneezed. Modern day Ireland as we know it was founded in 1501 when illiterate Munchkins misread a treasure map (the were trying to find Oz). Due to the tropical climate they decided to settle on this small island of 4 sq km. The initial population exploded from 1550 onward when the Irish Munchkins realised they no longer had to eat each other as was the custom as the time as an abundance of food from dinosaurs and the ubiquitous Unicorns could be had. The Munchkin race developed at a rapid pace both socially and culturally and soon the Irish Munchkins developed a large empire stretching all the way from Lands End to Newyln (which is now modern day south west England). Things however took a turn for the worst for the Irish Munchkins when they themselves were invaded in 1939 by an army from the west and forced into making a film called The Wizard of Oz. A once proud people had been humiliated.

Best time to go – 32rd of April
Local food – Unisaur (a cross between a unicorn and dinosaur)
Local drink – Bottled seawater with added salt
Don’t say – Didn’t I see you in the Wizard of Oz

Do say - Do you believe for every drop of rain, a flower grows
National Anthem - Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter

I hope this helps you, should you require further info please contact your nearest Irish Munchkin embassy at www.doyourownbloodyresearch.com

Enjoy!

Funniest bit, National Anthem.

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I'll never forget my first vist to the Pantheon and the Parthenon in Kinsale or the Pyramids of Howth, truly breathtaking. Eire's Rock is also brilliant at sunset and don't forget to go whale watching in Wicklow. Good luck.