Diving Notes

Hey Divemaster, where is the best place for a beer and checking out the local wildlife after the dive?

Sorry i don't Tip ........

It is very frustrating to dive with know it alls like you. I hope you enjoy what you do, doesn't seem like it. So when I see this attitude, I don't tip.

I'd say it would be best to simply completely ignore this kind of posts..... what's the point??

Ignore this kind of post in favour of...?

Cant ignore good old Johnny Diver. Where is the fun in that?

Q: do you know the difference between God and a dive instructor? A: God doesn't think he/she is a dive instructor!!

Also maybe instead of calling it a "weight check" , you could call it a "buyoancy check", otherwise your divers might just check that they've got their weight belt on :-)) and whilst on that subject, maybe you could offer your guests a "peak performance buyoancy" speciality (which should really be taught right from the start, but due to time limitations is usually neglected), that way you make a little extra money, and turn them into better divers, doing yourself a huge favour on both accounts!!

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surely you mean "buoyancy check"

If, "God doesn't think he/she is a dive instructor!!", why would Jesus said ".....better to tie a millstone around your neck and be thrown into the ocean..."

#18 surely you mean "buoyancy check" ? why so superior? you've never made a typo, I suppose?