Valentine's Day

How old are you, and when did you realise this ?

I once bought my ex-wife a kettle for Valentines day.

sack sounds like you're a little jaded. would you like to tell everyone about the one that broke your heart? and yes it is a total crock and glad you have realized this. it'll make the next time easier on you.

Has your missus given you the flick? There, there old fella - there are plenty more fish in the sea (once we stop overfishing and depleting our natural supplies of fish stock).

Nope, none of the above, no heartbreak, I'm happily married.

I'm just a VERY late learner about the Hallmark/Valentine's Day conspiracy.

Now to ditch Santa and the Coca Cola conspiracy and I'll never have to buy presents again either!

I thought Tiffany was a part of the conspiracy, too.