It has been announced that a new movie about the interlocking lives of the three great composers, Bach, Beethoven and Mozart will be made. Directed by Ridley Scott, and staring Arnold Schwartzenegger, Bruce Willis and Harrison Ford, Mr Scott raised some eyebrows at the launch, when he allowed the stars to pick their own parts, Mr Willis said he will play Beethoven, Mr Ford choose to play Mozart, and Arnie of course said 'I'll be Bach'.
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anonymous
I don't get it.
You'd think Arnie would be a shoo-in to play the part of Mozart considering they're both Austrians.
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strauss1944
Yes it is #3, but you will see that i have upheld my tradition of only telling really bad ones.
Pro tip
