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It has been announced that a new movie about the interlocking lives of the three great composers, Bach, Beethoven and Mozart will be made. Directed by Ridley Scott, and staring Arnold Schwartzenegger, Bruce Willis and Harrison Ford, Mr Scott raised some eyebrows at the launch, when he allowed the stars to pick their own parts, Mr Willis said he will play Beethoven, Mr Ford choose to play Mozart, and Arnie of course said 'I'll be Bach'.

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Is it Give An Old Joke A Home week?...

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First time i have heard it, pissed myself laughing when i did!

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That has got to be a joke. URL?

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That actually made I chuckle..

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A bit.

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I don't get it.

You'd think Arnie would be a shoo-in to play the part of Mozart considering they're both Austrians.

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Yes it is #3, but you will see that i have upheld my tradition of only telling really bad ones.

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#6 will undoubtly get it in a couple of weeks, they are not really speedy thinkers down there, he is from Tasmania you know.

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Not enough 4 syllable words, Straussie; you know how verbose he is ...

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