Amsterdam Song Lyrics

Swell... swollen.

I think - cock is way upfront and too in your face. Otherwise Grammy material.

I am waiting for the music video to accompany that.

The third line can't be sung to that tune.

if you say it with an american accent, the third line rhyms

Not very well.

But in any case it can't be sung.

The last line has one too many syllables also...

Should be "And my cock is hard as a nail"

Or "And my cock's as hard as a nail"

Or even just "My cock is as hard as a nail"

Oh,....and 20 years ago, the answer was 50 guilders

Excuse my ignorance, but what are the lyrics to the original doggie in the window song?

Thanks for your feedback guys. I'll have to tweak the last two lines. Not sure what the original lyrics are for these lines though.

I'm sure it'll sound good after a few beers!