Chortle, chortle...

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<hr>Every one of those warriors had a shiny, hairless chest and rippling abs<hr></blockquote>
Do not be ashamed of being attracted to the warriors, Mr Niner. Repressing your sexuality is harmful to your health. Now spread those gorgeous wings and fly, fly fly.
heavily weighted to the joking side of the joking/insulting scale.

#11 sure you would, mr. white trash threatening people on the net. How was red lobster before you watched the movie?

Funnily enough I was watching some of the original 300 Spartans with Dicky Egan just the other day. Hasn't dated all that well. It's all a bit too sterile, tidy and clean. Clothes, mannerisms and speech somewhat over the top. Interesting that some of lines spoken by Egan's - Leonidus appear to have been resurrected in this latest version.