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Thats why I always use my right hand when I masturbate in public. I still seem to get the raised eyebrows though.

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Poor technique Mr K.

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Haha.. that's actually the first funny or useful thing you've said bleako :)

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I myself always use spoon+fork for steamed rice and fingers for Sticky rice, allthough, you can actually use chopsticks for these :)

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I use a chainsaw and wheelbarrow apart from when I eat Romanian food then I use a cauliflower.

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Farty, where's Fergs, Have you cut yer hair and divroced SBE????

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I alwas thought SBE was your gal Uncle Badgerface!

Fergs is here and sound of wind and limb.

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Poor technique and poor public nuisance!

Hetman still in Vegas?

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Alright to share then nephew, give me best to Fergs, hope to be along shortly.

Hacky, no chow fun for you.

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