Farty is in Bangkok. Saw him a few weeks ago.

The good Prof could well be reading this as we speak....or he could be sat in a bar with an enormous guitar and a chicken bucket on his head.....

How come the conversation has somehow veered off onto professor fart? He may have silky long black hair but frankly I don't think he would have stood a chance of winning Miss Universe. The girls are all MUCH prettier even if the Thai one is 5'11 (???) and the Chinese one looks as if she might have a slight squint.

MissNorway seems to break the stereotype of that country.....
But I think Miss Venezeula would definitely get my.....errm, vote?
Somebodyelse-another Thai, Porntip Nakhirunkanok winner of 1988.
The Japanese seems too much of a doll face to me. The Thai (Farung) one looks ugly-sorry.
One of a judge is Tony Romo?? What the hell he knows about Miss Universal beside pig skin.

Japan will never replace Thailand as it is way too expensive ( unfortunately ), but yes, the women can be amazingly GORGEOUS.