Great things are happening here....

Don't encourage him! He's hard enough understand at the best of times...

Let's rename the masterpiece:
How To Blow Your Own Trumpet About Not Blowing Your Own Trumpet

See what I mean....

LOL - the trumpet blowing is to tell the ones who cannot blow a trumpet to stop pretending they can blow a trumpet like Louis Armstrong but I guess some people are tone deaf.

A pal of mine (not Tezza) was once arrested for blowing a trumpet in Chorley town centre while pissed up....

Just funning yer, Farty.
I mean everyone has a skill. You are better than most Farangs at Thai language.
I'm better than anyone in my street at rebuilding Holley Spreadbore carburettors (although I'm tremendously modest about it). I'm gonna have to invite K around to my neighbourhood auto club to help me ambush a few poor geeks think they know a bit. And then I'll blow my trumpet about it on some website.
A Litany of Fast-Idle Cams
By tezza
Shooting yourself in the Main Discharge Jet.

Does Google Translate work on Gibberish?

oh dear - I dont like the idea of being shot in the main discharge jet

Relax ana - it's Farty needs a shot in his snappy comebacks. They always cease to amaze me.