Part 20 of THE WORRY COLLECTIVE
My husband and I are so pleased to have Wills squared away.
Although the open bar back at Bucks was perhaps not such a good idea with all those disgraceful family lushes hanging about. And I’m not talking about Catherine’s relatives.
It could have been worse, but someone forgot to send Ginger an invite. Oh dear.
The one I’m really worried about is Harry. Little blighter has The Firm paying child support to sundry bints the world over. The sooner the randy sod is off the market the better.
But I’m over Sloan Ranger gals. Seems they are so repressed when young they break out in middle age and cause all sorts of embarrassment. What we need for Harry is a young lady who's lived hard and fast in her youth and has worked all that nonsense out of her system. I’m thinking one of those backpacker lasses from Thailand would fit the bill naicely.
And because they come up against those sleazy old sex tourists so often, one should have no problem dealing with Philip, who frankly is getting worse than ever. I can’t employ any scullery maid under 65 these days. And even then she needs to fleet on her feet. - BETTY
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TWC+ -Not too sure Harry would go for backpacker babes, Ma‘am. +TWC’s bpb correspondent+ Terrence Tryhard reports most these days are unfortunately in an intense relationship with those serial-seducers +Macca’s+ and +Krispy Kreme. Unless Harry is a closet chubby-chaser he might be less than gruntled.
Terrence says a sleek Thai bargirl might be just the ticket - she has certainly lived hard and fast in her youth. And if Harry selects from Patpong’s Ballistic Banana Club she will come with the ability to nail Phil with a dart or five when he gets out of line.
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For seekers of low grade satire, the Parts 1-19 of THE WORRY COLLECTIVE are here . The humour is no better, but some people enjoy the pictures.
Speaking of which, I've managed to come up with a reasonable one for Fixing up Harry, but if any of you guys find something better, send in a link and perhaps a caption.
