The pangolin did it
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penfold389
Damn just missed the 100th post. Hope the moderator comes around and get rid of some bland posts.
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quasicesium
Sometimes, because a person's life is insufferably bland that they have to conjure up so absurd a subject every once in a while just to make their life a bit bearable, such is the case with the OP. Of course, after all this amusement, they can always go back to ghost stories, angels and Satan--how delusionally delicious!
Pro tip