Not know if it is true, but:
Cow arrested in Cambodia
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What will happen?
1. Cow released without charge
2. Cow sent to knackery
3. Cow dies in freak RPG accident
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Not hard to believe. I'm sure that the owner can get it back if he pays a "fine" to the arresting officer. If not, then he'll just sell it to someone else.
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