Sharing you the joke of the Day!
Olaf vas vorking at de fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to de emergency room in de klinik and vhen he got dar de Norsky doctor looked at Olaf and said:
"Let's haf de finkers and I'll see vhat I kan do".
Olaf said, "I hafen't got de finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got de finkers?" he said. "It's 2007, for goodness sake! Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible tekniks. I could haf put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink de finkers?"
Olaf replies (irritably) ......
"How de fock vas I supposed to pick dem up?"
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diablo
I know.... it's off topic.
If I can make you smile right now, I've accomplished my intentions.
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untourist
Ha ha! Hey, this sort of actually happened to someone! While climbing up a mountain in Romblon, a guy was holding on the rock which unfortunately got dislodged. He fell down while still holding the rock and it sort of crushed his hand. His companions took out the rock pieces, dirt, grime and some bony things from what used to be his fingers. Went to the clinic, bandage was the best thing they could give. Then they traveled by boat to a larger hospital. The doctor looked at the what's left of the hand and fingers. Then he asked for the bones. The guys all looked at each other, stunned. They didn't know that the bones could still be saved and left them for the dogs (or whatever small, wild animal could come across those finger bones).
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