I was thinking of going to Japan, but I may just stay here in the United States where at least I can carry a gun to shoot at mobsters first before they have a chance to shoot me.
Doesn't it seem silly that Japan doesn't allow people to have guns so they can shoot people before they shoot them?
Japan Sounds Like Iraq
bannedintheusa
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cocodrilo
It's safer than being in Virginia, that's for damn sure. Also, very few 300-lb. people that could possibly squish you to death. Take yer pick.
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bannedintheusa
But the person who killed all those people was from South Korea.
Japan and South Korea are like Canada and the United States. Basically the same thing, one just has better food.
Are you saying Sumo wrestlers may try to kill me too?
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shirac
Come on, Folks, don't feed the trolls, it only encourages 'em.
By the by, I carry nunchuku or an ASP, no need for guns here, as random crazies always use a kitchen knife<grin>.
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telephoto
Dude, it seems this was sparked due to some dodgy roadworks which damaged the gangsters car.
Fortunately, most people are more concerned with the reliable operation of used panty vending machines, which I can say operate with ruthless efficiency.
Come over, it's safe.
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cocodrilo
I have never seen a sumo wrestler on the streets. The grossly obese in the USA don't get paid millions of dollars for being obese. (Unless they can successfully sue McDonald's!)
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