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I went to an onsen on Wednesday and contrary to the rumour that many would have you believe, I saw quite a few very well hung Japanese men. Now I've heard of "members only" but apparently this onsen was "long members only". Granted, the owners of these enviable specimens were all in their 50s or older, which led me to think.... perhaps decades of gravity work the same on men as it does on old women???

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That explains why, before I turned 30, I was known only as " Pudling ".

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That onsen happens to be known for its amazing lengthening powers. The older guys had probably been soaking there for 30+ years. Bottle the water and apply everyday at home. Trust me, you'll see results in as little as a week...

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hot water always helps a bit. opposite of cold water, y'know.
and yes, gravity affects all structures.

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sorry.. what's an onsen? i guess some sort of sauna... but what exactly is it?

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Onsen translates into "sacred lengthening water" according to the OP. Uh, right....its the Japanese word for a natural hot spring, usually piped indoors to some sort of tub or pool, and which people enter in the buff.

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any onsen to recommend in tokyo? i'm leaving on tuesday. a little lengthening never hurts, although quite content here...

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Geo, this particular onsen had an outside stone "bed" with a thin film of water running down it, where men lie down. Most people covered up with a towel, but there were a number who did not. It was kind of difficult not to notice. And by the way, it's perfectly natural for healthy, hetero men to sneak peaks, check out the competition if you will. In an onsen or locker room or similar place, it's the guys staring at the ceiling or keeping their eyes glued to the floor who are homosexual - afraid to get caught or possibly afraid to get aroused.

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that should have read "sneak peeks"

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No, Sinner, sneak "peaks" was correct - you are a lap and crotch peak gazer...gay? (not that there's anything wrong with it...)

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