On second thought, I understand there is going to be a vacancy in Rohnert Park

I've gone through like 3 midlife crises and i'm not even 30.
last one had me leaving southern cal to go to philly...someone please shoot me.

rohnert park smells like cowshit 150 days of the year. I used to live about 15 miles from there.

If you've spent some time quietly considering what's important to you and then consistently turn toward the opportunities that support those values, the life you live will be better than anything you could plan.
Forget about what your high-school career-counselor said 20-years ago about how important it was to have a life-plan, and drop the guilt-trip for not having one.
Most of us just make it up as we go along. Knowing your own values helps you recognize and sieze the opportunties that come by each day to have a fulfilled life.
Midwesterner speaks to the heart of the matter. And very well, I might add.
Although, after that post, there is now a world_wide shortage of hypens available.

When Gore Vidal called America the land of the dull and the home of the literal, I believe that he was thinking about Midwesterners everywhere.