New to this but well lived !

I was walking in San Francisco yesterday and there was this hardened lady sleeping on a bench, then she got up and bathed in a fountain in the plaza, OP, per chance was that your mom?

You must be South American. Only they seem to have the lack of argumentative depth which does not allow them to offend without bringing the Mother's/Wife's/Sister's name into the game. I will not retaliate with the same. Mothers should always be respected, even yours...

I am not Altitudeman - that is somewhat offensive given his obvious lack of, well, anything (anything positive that is). I am who I say I am and I have no idea why one would doubt it.

shoe spitting

Is that a no then? You got me, I am as South American as they come, born and raised in the south american state of California! Moron

Are you an expert at riding horses (or llamas) perchance?

And just to put the record straight: only in the Bolívarian Republic of Collastan would a 5' tall male be considered to be a "real man". In the Nación Camba he would be considered a side-show exhibit at ExpoCruz.

Hey OP... How come you haven't answered any of the posts on the branch yet? If you are so smart why aren't you helping any of the folks who are asking for help? Have you ever been to South America? Let's see some proof.

"Moron", mm, irm, nice Johnny U, offending behind the safety of a PC screen. How manly of you. Small pecker the problem or is it simply a lack of vocabulary ???

Sounds like somebody is feeling slightly landlocked. There are other countries within a fairly immediate geography you know. You should try and get out a bit.

OK Bobby boy, what proof do you want ?

you got it bro, california land locked, you may want to check your source on that story.

Day #2 at the form. I'm not sure this thread will survive to day three.

oh dear Johnny U...think before answering...the World does not revolve around you (that was a clue to your error).

Hey Indi,

You sound hella cool. Can you give me some tips about fighting? I know that as a real traveller I am going to have to fight the locals to gain their respect.

Also where can I buy a cool hat like the one you wore in the movies?

Tips on killing snakes are also much appreciated.