In Bolivia real men are scornful of cotton-wool types like yourself and use bits of dried llama foetus dipped in campesino's bathwater (when they can get hold of it, it being a very scarce commodity).
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jonathanu
So you sleep in the local plazas, I'm sure the locals must love you! You must smell great as well! How do you find the time to spend all day online, thats kinda "tourist" if you ask me.
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hard_arsed_traveller
In Bolivia, real men are 5 feet tall so what are we comparing here ? Anyway, I'm sure throwing dead llamas over my body would just make me smell rather than add to my masculinity.
If you've been to SA, you'll know that almost all plazas have a fountain, so that's where I wash, shave, clean my teeth and do my necessities.
If I'm here online wasting valuable travelling time, it's because you all need a helping hand. Wherever else I go I am treated like a travelling God. What is wrong with you all ? I offer help, and this is the response I get.
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batara
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<hr>In Bolivia, real men are 5 feet tall so what are we comparing here ?<hr></blockquote>Tus comentarios sobre la poblacion indigena, tanto hombres como mujeres, me parecen no solo extremadamente machista, pero hasta un poco racista. Si te tratan como un Dios sera porque tienen miedo de la navaja!
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colebozbourne
His English is too good to be Altitudeman, plus his responses are actually understandable. I give a higher score than #1 just for the entertainment value.
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hard_arsed_traveller
Batara, you'll really have to improve your terrible Spanish if you want to be properly understood. Sort out your 'it' and 'they', or better still, don't speak at all.
Nothing 'machista' in calling someone small is there ? I can't see any racism in that either.
Mere tourists, the lot of you ! (more spitting)
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