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Bob, I don't know what would be more pathetic: if this was a 13 y/o kid like you say, or if this guy actually believes he is this much better than everyone else. Either way, I don't see him lasting more than 3 days on here!

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I am looking for a good hotel in Fuerte Apache, Buenos Aires. So please Indy, I am waiting for your advice.

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Can you recommend me a Bs 10 place in Uyuni where the girls speak English?

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Indiana James? I'm sorry I've never heard of you, but those that have replied to your rather egotistic rant are folks that regularly reply to questions here. If you were at all informed about travel you would know that, as I don't believe there are too many travelers out there that don't know about LP's Thorn Tree Form. So get in line and answer questions for a while and if your lucky maybe someone will give you the respect you seem to believe you deserve.

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sounds to me like you are all a bunch of envious tourists, not man enough to go out and do some real travelling like me. How was your jungle experience ? Oh of course, a nice air-conditioned hotel, or for the very adventurous, the 1 night stay at the Amazan cabin with mosquito nets !!! Real travellers sleep rough, on the jungle floor with just a knife as company for any predators. That's me, but of course you tourists wouldn't understand that.
No I can't recommend any hotels because I sleep in the main plazas of the city, just me, my knife and local bread. That's what real travellers do, and I have the scars to prove it. What do you all have ?? A rash ? Ahhh, you poor babies.

J.

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'Steve20050' - I presume that is short for Stephanie, 'cos you must be a girl making comments like that. Do you want to pull my hair now ?

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<hr>No I can't recommend any hotels because I sleep in the main plazas of the city, just me, my knife and local bread. That's what real travellers do, and I have the scars to prove it.<hr></blockquote>
Pussy.

I'm a real traveller but I don't sleep rough, instead I sleep with the locals. Free room, free food, and I get a unique insight into the culture. If you were a real traveller instead of a poser you'd follow my technique.

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"free room, free food" - you dirty scrounger, getting freebies from poor people. You should be ashamed of yourself. I GIVE food to the locals. Stay at home and scrounge off your government, not off poor local natives of South America.

I spit on you on behalf of all Latins.

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The scars might put the locals off though?

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actually no, the local women actually bathe them with cotton wool, and I thought it only happened in films. I suppose their native instinct tells them what a real man is when they see one.

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