New to this but well lived !

Came across this forum today - I like it. I see there are many 'innocent travellers' out there so count your lucky stars I'm here to help !
If you need some advice on how to travel, where to travel, what to do, what not to do, how to act with the locals, when to be aggressive (and some tips on fighting - you'll need my help with that), how to barter, help with Spanish (I learnt with the locals so speak perfect), I can help with all that. I've travelled the proper way, not 'touristing' - there's a big difference ! I always say that if you aint gonna travel, then don't get on the plane !
Anyway, any advice you need (and I can see you are all a bit lost with what real travelling means), then just send me a message. I'll help you become a proper trekker. I've helped hundreds of people on my travels and when they write to me, they even call me Indiana James (James is my name). !!! I have even been called a travelling hero !
Well, they are only names, but just call me James if you like for now. Once you know me, you'll probably call me a hero too ! That's just me !

Here to help, so message me.
J.