Ex-pat Theme Park NOB

Is this another one of those self-congratulatory threads where the real "expats" and "travelers" can look down their noses at the lowly "tourists"? I never could understand that urge. I mean I love Mexico, I speak Spanish, my girlfriend is Mexican, and I'll hopefully wind up living there ... but I remain unoffended by Cancun or innocent gaffes by the weekend charter crowds.

This must mean I'm a terrible poseur.

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<hr>Sells Altahabana a ticket to see the real Mexico.<hr></blockquote>
Not that it matters, but Altahabana lives in Nuevo Laredo. Not the real Mexico but that ticket is worth the price of admission. He also takes pro bono appointments through a charitable organization that provides legal representation for Mexican nationals facing deportation proceedings.

I still don't understand the point you are trying to make. Is it food related??

A nice addition to the park, for the Canadian visitors, would be a little jail, some pretend assassins, and a few restaurants where tipping is discouraged. Sorry, I couldn't help that one! ;-)