When one goes to the Holguin airport to depart to their country, there is an outdoor restaurant just to the right of the terminal building as you drive up. Not sure if it has a name but I will call it Restaurante Estúpido.
I parked myself down at one of the tables and waited for some service. And waited for some service. And then I waited some more for some service before I took my shirt off and waved it in the air (an exaggeration) to get the servers attention.
Finally the server came over and told me what was on the limited menu. I ordered some cerdo con arroz but no drink of my desire was available. Whatever, I just sat back and waited for my meal to arrive. And waited and waited for my meal to arrive. No big deal, there was only one server for all these people and I had time to spare.
After my meal arrived, I gazed at what looked like lumps of something and rice. Pretty basic. I took a bite in and the pork tasted like it had been sitting under a heat lamp for the past day or so. That might explain all that waiting that I was doing. The rice was actually not too bad for white rice but that cerdo was something I became a scared to eat.
After I ate that wonderful meal and washed it down with gulps of air, I asked for the check....and waited.....
The check came and I was pleasantly surprised that it was none too much even though still too much for what I attempted to eat. I pulled out some CUC but when the server came back, I was told that CUC was not accepted. Well surely you could take payment in CUC Señor, after-all this is an international airport and I am sure that 99.7% of the foreign travellers passing through here are only carrying CUC. No no no Señor, you must leave your bags here and go into the terminal building and exchange your money at the Cadeca. Are you fogging for real?, I might have said.
Long story short, an amigo sitting at the table beside me happened to have some CUP so I exchanged with him and I paid with that. I guess that I'll be brown-bagging it whenever I use that airport again!
Airports in general are not known to house good quality restaurants at a fair value but this was ridiculoso!
Thanks for listening.
