Does anyone know of a private jet flying between Guatemala City and Dallas or Phoenix that would have extra room for two adults and a couple of small dogs?
Yeah really. The ThornTree is actually a specialist site for private jet services, hope you don't get flooded with just too many replies.

I'd take 'em in my private jet, but I'm out in the Caribbean right now on my yacht and don't know when I'll be back on land. We don't have the helocopter with us this trip because they're making improvements to the ship's pad, otherwise I could take a few days off from the cruise and hop back to the city to get them.

There are several leaving from small airstrips in Guatemala, but I imagine they are so loaded down with cocaine that they couldn't carry the extra weight.

still....tronco......was worth a try....lol
Mabey you'll start a new trend of hitchiking at aiports...

Severely injure yourself, and then you will need to have a evacuation by private jet to the states.
WorldMed offers travelers Insurance with Evacuation insurance, from anywhere in the world, and also includes 1 Round Trip airfare for a family or friend to accompany you from anywhere in the world, but the Dogs would have to be left in Guatemala, and would most likely have to join the street packs that roam the trash and alleys....