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ohliz, I just ate em straight, occasionally with a few drops of hot sauce. The only seasoning we added to the pot was a bit of salt. They were still amazing enough that I had a dream about them last night.

Day 8 to Belmont

The day began with an obligatory swim in the sea. The morning proved to be hot and hazy. My host asked me if I was leaving that day, and I said I was headed on to Belmont. He offered to take me as far as Sav, as he was headed that way shortly, and recommended a nice place to stay in Belmont. I headed out to take care of some business, and my friend from London offered to pick up my breakfast at a place down the road. As it turned out, there was no food ready yet, so we declined the wait, and headed back over to the Rastas with the roadside stall. I said goodbye to my friends there, exchanged contact info, made a few trades, and bought a small painting. The fresh, strong roots drink I took in there hit the lining of my empty stomach and soaked in a bit, then quickly became an emetic. While this was a bit of an inconvenience, it did seem, for some reason, to be an appropriate way to start this day. I hurried back to pack up my things, apologized to my host for keeping him waiting, and we headed down the road to Sav, with the Londoner hitching a ride there, as well.

As it was Peter Tosh's birthday, Irie FM was playing nothing but his music all day. My host continued his sardonic comments about peoples' behavior on the road. When we arrived in Sav-la-mar, he suggested that I seek out a bus to whitehouse or bluefields, as there was no need to catch a bus going all the way to Black River. A few guys approached me and asked where I was headed before I had chance to enter the bus park- this was just as well, as they instructed me to stand right there on the street, next to a large poster advertising a show, and watch for a bus. After just a few minutes, a bus came by, with a man leaning out the window of the passenger seat yelling "whitehouse." I asked if they passed by Belmont, and they stopped to let me in.

I asked them to let me off at the Peter Tosh house, and asked at a neighboring bar there where Shades Cottage was. The guy there told me I needed to walk back up the road a few hundred meters, at which point I inquired at yet another bar. The girl there was not sure if she knew where I was talking about until we established the name and physical description of the proprietor (helpfully provided by my previous host). She then directed me to walk straight through an adjoining yard, duck under the clotheslines there, and head up the hill a bit.

Once I arrived at Shades, I was surprised to find that I had an entire 2-bedroom house to myself. I chatted with my host about the area, Peter Tosh's Mausoleum, the dispute which prevented his birthday celebration from going forward, and the bizarre image of Jamaica that many tourists end up with after visiting the biggest hotspots. I aimed to counteract the excesses of my trip thus far by fasting a bit and drinking tea, so I inquired about the possibility of heating water and so forth in my house. There was no gas cylinder in the house at the time, so I was offered a thermos with hot water instead. Once the thermos arrived, I found it to be truly bottomless- every couple of hours, while I was sitting on the front porch of the house, somebody would come by with a pan of boiling water to top it off.

The afternoon proved to be dark and rainy, and this weather pattern held for the next couple of days. I walked down the road in the drizzle to pay my respects at Peter Tosh's tomb. I then stopped by the adjacent bar and talked to the guy working there for a bit. Finally, I made my way back to the house to watch the rain, drink fevergrass tea, and read the book I had brought along for this trip.

A Bend In The River, by V.S. Naipaul. I had picked this book up just before my trip, and thought it appropriate and interesting because it had been written by a Trini of East Indian descent. As it turned out, the entire book took place in an unnamed town in an unnamed country in Africa in the 1970's. The themes of Colonialism, African civilization, the Big Man form of government, and the uncertain life of foreign traders in Africa intertwined in a narrative which covered few events, but many ideas.

My fast for the day was broken when my host asked what I was doing for dinner, and offered me a plate of what they had eaten. I sat at the outdoor bar and tucked into a vegetarian feast of cabbage, breadfruit, bananas, and dumplings, all washed down with a tasty lime-ade.

I retired early that night. While I untied the mosquito net and settled in, I was acutely aware that end-of-trip depression was already creeping in.

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I haven't been to Tosh's tomb in 7-8 years. I do like that area a lot.

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Is Mother Tosh still with us?

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greenfieldhunter, I don't know, I didn't get a chance to talk to anyone in the family.

Day 9 Belmont

Thought of the day: "It's not to hear, but to see. To see is to know."

It rained all day. When the rain was heavy, I sat on the porch and read and sipped fevergrass or aloe tea. At long last, the seal was broken on the Holsum bun, and I found it both delicious and a perfect compliment to the fevergrass.

I ventured out a few times when the rain let up, and found that the neighborhood dogs hassled me a bit less. I finally learned how to deal with all of the tricky spots in the road where curves and nonexistent shoulders might leave one pinned to a hedge while a truck roared by.

I made it to the Breadfruit Tree Pub for lunch, and was told that the smoked pork, the smell of which had called me in, would be a few minutes yet. I sipped a Guinness and watched the drizzle. A police car pulled in front of the pub and sat there. A short time later, a tour bus pulled up and discharged a load of American tourists, most of whom were just there to use the bathroom. The driver led a small group of men up to the bar, where they each threw back a few shots of rum. The police and tour bus both moved on, and I was left to watch the traffic out on the street. A man stopped by to introduce himself and deliver the thought of the day. We discussed music and geography until my food arrived, at which point he took his leave.

Later, I actually managed to get out with my camera, something that I barely managed to do for most of the trip.

[http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/damiongraves/Coast%20of%20Westmoreland/]

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These shots make me think this gazebo is the one at Horizon Cottages - do you recall seeing a sign?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/damiongraves/Coast%20of%20Westmoreland/IMG_0319.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/damiongraves/Coast%20of%20Westmoreland/IMG_0324.jpg

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Yes, ohliz, from what I remember, there was a sign for Horizon cottages right around there.

Day 10 Back to Montego Bay

As I had not yet reached my patty quota, I was happy to find that a small bakery in the village center had a beef patty, coco bread, and cold orange juice for me. I returned to the cottage to eat breakfast on the porch, but of course found it impossible to avoid sampling the patty on the walk back down the road. While it's not entirely fair to compare one patty with another, I must say that this one certainly stood out- the crust was delicately flaky, the filling perfectly spiced, and the coco bread soft and warm.

After thanking my hosts and saying goodbye, I headed out to the road to catch a ride. A few men were standing at what looked like a good waiting spot, so I asked them if I could get a car or minibus to Sav-La-Mar there. They said sure, and we chatted briefly. The guy who had left me the word of the day was down the road a bit, and he called me over. I told him I was headed home, and he flagged a car down for me and wished me a good trip.

It proved to be a good trip, indeed. There was a brief moment when it looked as if we were going to be pulled over by some police standing in the road, but once they recognized the driver, they waved us on. At the gas station at Ferris Cross, we passed an empty bus turning onto the road for Montego Bay, so I was able to jump out there and avoid doubling back to Sav-La-Mar. For the first time on my trip, I occupied the front seat of a minibus, which afforded a much better view of the road and the countryside. Consequently, I finally noticed the high degree of situational awareness, and a rough form of good manners, among most of the drivers on the road. I asked the driver why the bus was empty, and he said he aimed to try his luck on the roadside. Sure enough, the bus was filled to bursting within twenty minutes.

Before I knew it, I was back in the heat and bustle of Mo Bay. I made my way back to Linkage, enjoying that feeling that comes with returning to a place and seeing it with a different set of eyes. At Linkage, I was warmly greeted and offered the exact same room I'd had before.

I hadn't had a chance to get online since leaving the city, and I knew that I'd have some fires to put out when I next logged into my e-mail, so I decided to get a solid lunch in before stepping back into that world. I had passed by Juici Patti several times, and felt that I was still owed at least one more patty, so I stopped in there.

It turned out to be a rather fascinating experience. Although it is clearly just a fast-food chain, the prices, layout, and multi-generational crowds made it clear that this place served as a cafeteria for a good chunk of the schoolchildren and workers downtown. I got another juice, a patty with cheese and coco bread, and a solid cup of soup. I found myself deeply ambivalent about having discovered this place so late in my trip- one the one hand, it was a highly valuable resource to discover. On the other hand, finding it earlier could have led to habituation and dependency.

After discovering that the world had weathered my absence from cyber-space reasonably well, I headed back to the guesthouse to try to mop off and change into the least-damp set of clothes I had.

Next, I headed back to the Old Fort craft market to settle my debts. Those I had bought on credit from were pleased to see that I had kept my word and come back. I found myself separated from all of my cash once again, though this time, it was more or less part of the plan, as I had many friends and family to shop for, and there were no more worries about packing light. I noted a few things that I might be interested in on a future trip, and one vendor offered me a decent price on a wood carving, making a show of physically setting it aside for me. I finally left the market, feeling like I had just visited a bunch of old friends or distant relatives.

Later, I headed out to the grocery store and street vendors to purchase all of my vice-related gifts and souvenirs- rum, coffee, a rope of local tobacco, and so forth. Downtown Mo Bay was starting to feel like home in some odd way, though I knew that I was about to leave it behind.

In the evening, I finally made my way to the Hip Strip, but little there grabbed my attention. Out of a combination of hunger, thirst, curiosity, sweltering heat, decades of conditoning, and a need to use the facilities, I found myself sitting in the air-conditioning at the Burger King with a small fries and a medium pepsi. I tried to remember the last time I had set foot in a Burger King in the US- I couldn't, as it had been years. On the way back, I stopped off at a free stage show on the waterfront, more of an evening family-oriented affair.

Back at the guesthouse, I sat on the veranda and had some drinks with the staff and streetside neighbors. After cracking open one of my small bottles of rum, I realized that a small order of fries from Burger King does little to soak up liquor, so I headed back out to find something to eat.

This would be my last late-evening stroll through Mo Bay, and I soaked in as much as I possibly could. For food, I settled on a chicken and peanut soup from a street vendor, and some corn on the cob from another. For the first time in my life, I was addressed as "General." It had a nice ring to it.

I returned to the guesthouse and talked with my friends there about travel, language, politics, the earthquake in Haiti, and a few other things until I was nodding off in my chair. I reluctantly found my bed, thus ending my last night in Jamaica.

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Day 11 To Florida

Having been away from my cell phone while in Jamaica, I had no way of telling time. This proved to be no problem at all for most of the trip, but was quite a different thing when I woke up in the morning and realized that I had a flight to catch. Snoozing under such circumstances was nearly impossible, so I opted to pack up and then walk around downtown for a while, snapping the occasional photo on my camera to keep track of the time.

[http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/damiongraves/Downtown%20Montego%20Bay/]

After stopping at Nyam n' Jam to eat- and document- a plate of ackee and saltfish, I set out to catch a ride to the airport. I made a mistaken assumption about catching a taxi on the main road, and soon found myself looking nervously about for a ride while my comfortable time margin dwindled. At this moment, I ran into one of the guys who had assisted me in paying the Tourist Arrival Tax, and, true to his word, he led me, free of charge, back to the area downtown where I needed to catch a car, saying he was headed that way anyhow. He looked nervously over his shoulder for police, took his leave, and quickly continued on his way. I soon caught a minibus headed out that way, who's driver waited for a police truck to pass before picking me up on the sly.

On the ride to the airport, the driver told me all about his struggles to get his bus inspected and licensed, and about another car he was fixing up, as well. I wished him luck with that as he dropped me off at the terminal.

After checking my laundry bag full of rum, donating some lighters to the security staff, and passing a friendly and informal immigration control, I spent some time poking around the shops at the departure gates. I picked up the last ginger beer of the trip, which caused me to sneeze once while in one of the gift shops. The people working there said "Joe Gring," and then explained what they meant by that. This somehow led to a lengthy conversation about Halloween and the "Saw" series. When I saw that actual paying customers were coming into the shop, I took my leave and made my way over to the record store, where, for the first time on my trip, I actually found 45's for sale. After taking in one last Kingston-brewed Guinness, I boarded my plane and settled in to my seat. Once we were over the ocean, I plugged my complimentary headphones in and tuned in to the XM reggae station, which was actually quite good. I enjoyed some classic Gregory Isaacs, unaware that he was about to depart this world.

When the plane landed in Orlando, the rat race to collect belongings and scramble to the immigration and customs checkpoint began. While I sat and waited for the plane to empty out, an ironically timed Eek-A-Mouse tune came on the XM radio.

On the short drive down to my parents' house, I decided to take A1A and stop off at the beach a few times along the way. At one point, I was driving down a street with a median strip that ran parallel to the beach when I saw a car coming straight at me. After thinking about it for a minute, and realizing that I was indeed on the correct side of the road, I honked and pointed to the other side of the median strip. The driver dazedly drifted over at the next turning lane, still unsure of themselves. A minute later, I turned off to get back on A1A, a four lane road with a center turn lane to boot. The car in front of me was also trying to make a left turn, but couldn't seem to figure out how to navigate the traffic. 5-10 minutes later, the driver decided that it was all too much to handle, and decided to back up and turn around, running smack into my bumper in the process. My assurances that my car was fine were not enough, so the entire line of cars behind me had to back up so that we could assess the nonexistent damages.

I continued on down the road, now well aware that I was back in Florida.

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You managed to find the soul of a country in less than 2 weeks and you write well too. Thanks for taking me back.

Walk good

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it was a pleasure reading ur thoughts .. :) I love the way yu "do" Jahay(Jamaica)

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