Phuket Simon Cabaret

Cabaret in Hat Patong

About 500m south of town, Simon puts on colourful cabarets that are wildly popular with (and now slightly catered towards) tour groups. The 600-seat theatre is grand, the costumes are feather-and-sequin feathery extravaganzas, and the LGBT+ performers are convincing. The house is usually full – book ahead.