Phuket Simon Cabaret

Hat Patong


About 500m south of Patong, Simon puts on colourful cabarets that are wildly popular with (and now slightly catered towards) tour groups. The 600-seat theatre is grand, the costumes are feather-and-sequin extravaganzas, and the LGBT+ performers are convincing. The house is usually full – book ahead.


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