Lillie's Bordello

Club in Grafton Street & St Stephen's Green

The most upmarket club (Twitter: @lilliesdublin) in Dublin makes sure to attract whatever Cristal-swilling superstar is in town. Not that you'll rub shoulders with them, as they'll be safely ensconced in the ultra-VIP Jersey Lil's private members' bar. The hoi polloi make do with bland music and Lillie's Lab, where they can distil their own gin.