199 Valencia St · interesting places nearby
You've got two seconds flat to order from tough-gal barkeeps used to putting macho bikers in their place – but with 48 beers on draft, you're spoiled for choice. Epic afternoons unfold in the graveled beer garden, hanging and smoking out at long picnic tables. SF's longest happy hour lasts 9am-8pm weekdays. Cash only and no photos (read: no evidence).