BUTT JUICE or LUNKER LOTION?
I really liked Alaska perhaps, as I noted in my Nome blog, because so many Alaskans are boys. They may all have beards, but none of them are over 12 years of age. Lots of the girls are boys as well, they’d leave me for dead when it comes to fishin’, shootin’ or huntin’. They know the truth about vegetarians for example.
Then there was the Alaskan equivalent of the perfume counter, who needs Chanel No 5 or Obsession when you’ve got Butt Juice and Lunker Lotion on offer? Presumably an Alaskan girl can head straight for something a real male would really appreciate, something that would attract a halibut if nothing else. 
Once while Travelling: The Lonely Planet Story
