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Last week, my friend checked into a motel on her 80th birthday and she was a bit lonely.

She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well oiled bum....

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call. "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" (Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!)

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"

He said,

"That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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([This comes to you courtesy of Wanderin'Wilco, who has an amazing store of stories.)

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It's not often you hear a joke about a horney 80 year old woman thanks for that.

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ROTFL - thanks to Wanderin'Wilco for sending it and to you for posting it.

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Where is Wandering Wilco? I miss his wonderful travel stories.

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He's fed up with the new and definitely unimproved tree and probably won't be coming back. Thank you so much BBC - NOT!!!

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Can we find him anywhere else? I love his posts.
Meanwhile, I checked some old unread PMs from 7+ years ago, and found some from you, Watsoff. (Maybe I had not realised what they were back then.)

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I haven't checked the PMs yet, maybe I should do so. Wonder if it's working for actually sending one?

Doesn't look like it, I just had a recky and can't see a way of sending. Not surprising, though. I've just saved all our correspondence on E. Kwaio, from about 2 years ago.

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Hmm, my sent and received boxes only go back 5 years ... wonder what I said 7 years ago :-)

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I'm saving a few interesting ones. Haven't gt back to E, Kwaio yet, though.

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Ho ho ho - loved it, and I'm a 68 yr old gent.
with rippling six pack , no wait ,..... I'm down to only four bottles now!