I know I've just posted one ...
Replies: 9 - Last Post: Apr 7, 2013 6:24 PM Last Post By: Tomkat
Mar 11, 2013 1:32 PM
Mar 11, 2013 1:33 PM
1Last week, my friend checked into a motel on her 80th birthday and she was a bit lonely.
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call. "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" (Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!)
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"
"That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
([This comes to you courtesy of Wanderin'Wilco, who has an amazing store of stories.)
Mar 11, 2013 3:11 PM
Mar 11, 2013 6:33 PM
Mar 12, 2013 3:47 AM
Mar 12, 2013 8:57 AM
Mar 13, 2013 6:13 AM
Mar 13, 2013 9:18 AM
7I haven't checked the PMs yet, maybe I should do so. Wonder if it's working for actually sending one?
Doesn't look like it, I just had a recky and can't see a way of sending. Not surprising, though. I've just saved all our correspondence on E. Kwaio, from about 2 years ago.
Edited by: Watsoff
Hmm, my sent and received boxes only go back 5 years ... wonder what I said 7 years ago :-)
Edited by: Watsoff
Mar 14, 2013 5:06 AM
Apr 7, 2013 6:23 PM
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