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Old fashioned jokes.

Replies: 21 - Last Post: Dec 12, 2012 5:13 AM Last Post By: mickyfinn

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psw

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Dec 10, 2012 1:45 PM
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A toothless termite walked onto a tavern and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"

VinnyD

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Dec 10, 2012 2:07 PM
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"I've dropped the toothpaste," said Tom, crestfallenly.

nutraxfornerves

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Dec 10, 2012 3:08 PM
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I'm trying to think of ones that relate to TT.

"You are banned," said Tom, moderately.

She was only Nutrax's daughter, but she had a lot of nerve.

"Can someone on SiT help with this crossword puzzle definition?" said Tom, wordlessly.

She was only a guidebook writer's daughter, but she sure knew her way around.

She was only a spammer's daughter, but she has $10 million to share with you.

Count_Zero

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Dec 10, 2012 10:04 PM
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He was only the son of a World of Sport poster but he sure knew how to change teams.

That's the best I can do on short notice.

mickyfinn

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Dec 11, 2012 12:39 AM
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A piece of string walked into a tavern.
The landlord said "Pieces of string aren't allowed. You are a piece of string aren't you?"
"No," said the piece of string, "I'm a frayed knot".

RayCCroc

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Dec 12, 2012 5:08 AM
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I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.''
What you've noticed is Tim Vine.

mickyfinn

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Dec 12, 2012 5:13 AM
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As it is the season to be jolly,
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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