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Worldwide bacon shortage predicted for 2013

Replies: 17 - Last Post: Sep 28, 2012 4:50 AM Last Post By: tribolite

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nutraxfornerves

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Sep 26, 2012 7:16 AM
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Worldwide bacon shortage predicted for 2013

Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year, Says U.K.'s National Pig Association
In a recent press release, the U.K.'s National Pig Association is warning that a "world shortage of pork and bacon next year is now unavoidable"

How to survive a bacon shortage: Twitter guide
Bacon lovers have jumped on Twitter to express their various stages of grief, including denial (@FatChickinLA Nooooooooo it is a nightmare.), depression (@AJackart I am officially on suicide watch, this is tragic!) and blame (@TylerMachado Maybe we wouldn't be facing a bacon shortage if you twee hipsters didn't put bacon on cupcakes, in mixed drinks, etc.).

StanInMaryland

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Sep 26, 2012 7:43 AM
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A woman in a bacon bra...now that is the way tot a man's heart...attack

sashac001

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Sep 26, 2012 10:31 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So I guess I have to tell my husband that it is okay with me for us to get a live pig.

Donkeystone

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Sep 26, 2012 11:21 AM
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One of my neighbours has a load of pigs, they're in a pen at the back of his toilet.

Snatch

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Sep 26, 2012 12:24 PM
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turn vegetarian!

battybilly

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Sep 26, 2012 12:33 PM
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I really like bacon - but can live without it too.

Donkeystone

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Sep 27, 2012 2:37 AM
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Guess it's bad news for cows then, the shelves will be full of halal beef bacon.

battybilly

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Sep 27, 2012 3:09 AM
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halal beef bacon

Never tried it.... Never heard of it ! ! Is it any good?

sashac001

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Sep 27, 2012 7:07 AM
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they're in a pen at the back of his toilet

Somehow that sounds appropriate.

I've had kosher beef bacon. It's not too bad actually. I'm sure there's halal beef bacon although I haven't seen it. I'm also sure it tastes a lot like the kosher stuff.

battybilly

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Sep 27, 2012 7:10 AM
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Mmmm. I'm intrigued. Would you cook it and eat it in the same way? And what should accompany it?
Possibly a halal food shop for me this weekend.

nutraxfornerves

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Sep 27, 2012 7:28 AM
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Halal Breakfast Beef And, just plain beef bacon Walmart carries it, for one.

For billy Halal Beef Bacon UK Includes cooking information.

There is also turkey bacon

And, to update my OP There Will Be No Bacon Shortage "How a British trade association press release sent the Internet into a senseless panic."

the “bacon shortage” [is] actually a global increase in meat prices as a slightly delayed downstream consequence of the increase in corn prices.

sashac001

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Sep 27, 2012 7:30 AM
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Yup - cook it just like regular bacon. My mom would make BLT's out of them (bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches for anyone around who's not familiar). She never served it on the side as a breakfast item (i.e. eggs and bacon) but I don't see why you couldn't. As I remember it, it tasted a lot like pork bacon.

battybilly

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Sep 27, 2012 7:32 AM
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More reasons to check some out.... Thanks.

tribolite

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Sep 27, 2012 8:40 AM
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Maybe supplement some of the shortage of domestic pigs for bacon curing with meat from feral pigs/wild boars that roam in the forest and countryside that are considered pests in some countries?

sashac001

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Sep 27, 2012 9:27 AM
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Any time batty!

That's a thought trib. I wonder if wild boar bacon can be made to taste the same as domestic.

  • Disclaimer: this poster takes no responsibility if halal bacon does not taste good.

Edited by: sashac001 to add disclaimer
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